May 2010
1 post
NO MEANS NO
IT DOES NOT MEAN YES
May 8th
April 2010
12 posts
microglitter: According to a lovely person on my FaceBook friendslist via Friend Secrets, I don’t have a nice smile or chest, I wouldn’t look good in a bathing suit, I’m not attractive, etc etc. So… Why are you still friends with me? lmfao. you should totally save enough gold/silver (or whatever) and find out who…. it would be so funny!! p.s. sorry for the reblog but it’s the only...
Apr 21st
“don’t trip on the last hurdle.”
Apr 16th
FUCK
I keep clicking “unfollow” instead of the dashboard button >8[
Apr 13th
6 tags
Apr 13th
“Tinkety-tonk, old fruit, and down with the Nazis!”
Apr 11th
Apr 9th
209 notes
Apr 8th
1,214 notes
Teens at Easter egg hunt find body in Iowa park →
laughinacorner: Worst Easter egg hunt, EVAR
Apr 6th
691 notes
Why are people so shocked when I tell them I hate children? You’d think I just shot one in the face.
Apr 6th
Apr 6th
1,861 notes
“Sail with me into the setting sun; the battle has been won, but war has just...”
Apr 5th
oh wow
i forgot about this
Apr 4th
January 2010
1 post
4 tags
“All I know about this dentist is that his name is Harry, he’s old and...”
Jan 24th